in my math class last year there were these girls who were rival weeaboos. they would always give each other dirty looks as they drew anime stuff and one was really into naruto and wore the headbands and stuff and they were both pretty chunky girls.
one day, one went up to the other and loudly whispered, “you are so not kawaii desu.”
and the naruto chick looked up at her and said, “better lay off the pocky, bitch.”